Would you let these crazy eyes check your heartbeat? Didn't think so. And neither did I. I quickly swatted that stethoscope out of his hand, and just in the nick of time too. The ER doctor I'd be waiting several hours to see popped in minutes later. I'll be honest, the last thing I wanted was him questioning why Matt had thousands of dollars worth of medical equipment strapped to him like he was about to perform surgery.
Sorry Matt, keep your back alley doctor's service to yourself.
Which Made Me More Nervous? A) When "Dr" Matt referred to it as a "stethamascope" B) When he placed it against my right breast C) When he said "I can hear the ocean" D) When his forehead started sweating at the prospect of a "nekkid" exam.
Answer? ALL OF THE ABOVE
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