Uber Safe Demolition Outfit: Your Birthday Suit!!

One evening in the summer, after a long day at work, I returned home to find a half-naked ghost buster wielding a hack saw in my bathroom.  Oh, wait, it was Matt.  Safely remodeling our tacky pepto bismal pink tile wearing nothing but boxer briefs and a breathing mask.  Needless to say, he got a tetanus shot a few days later.